Byker Grave Bookings and NUTSDE Present
Newcastle University Students Union, Newcastle Upon Tyne
8 hours with a handpicked selection of the hottest names in donk. 7pm till 3am
On sale Wednesday 13th June 19:00!
DJ Stretchmark (Kent)
The greatest vocalist of a generation. A Capella Singalongs, pop donk bangers and feel good vibes.
Ben Suff Donk (Yorkshire)
Off me nuts resident donk overlord who achieved mild internet fame for putting a bagging donk on it
Shere Khan (Ireland)
Smoke donk every day
DJ Dairylea Donker (Scotland)
Scottish Country Donking. Ceilidh Buckfast Bounce Sesh.
Acid Guy (Belfast)
Lad has 'Put a donk on it' tattooed on his arm. Wreckless.
DJ Fingerblast (down south)
Legend on the Kareoke, man uses a kazoo like it's a stratovarius. Wall to wall Donks incoming
Squidwin Triumph (Scotland)
Part-Squid Part-man Part-donk. I've never been sober enough to remember one of his sets and that won't change here. I did watch a good 90 seconds of a documentary about him skateboarding though.
Long Shlong Silva (Manchester)
Often Pompen Party Junglist turned Donk Addict. Probably the closest thing on the line up to a real DJ but don't hold that against him https://soundcloud.com/longlivetheanimalscrew/long-shlong-silva-donksomnia-danned-master
Sounds like a B-movie from the 80s. Actually properly banging donk.
Simon Jones Chillout Donk Experience (Liverpool)
About as chilled out as a night at the ballet hiding headphones under your hoody blasting the blackout crew.
Petrol Hoers (York)
Half man half Hoers and for one night only, all donk
DJ Shitstomper (Liverpool)
Actual talented musician DJing terrible music
Newcastle Upon Tyne Speed Donk Experience (Newcastle/Liverpool/Edinburgh/Spain/China)
The future of punk